Steven Berkoff
as The Fanatic
James Fox
as Henley of Mayfair, Dressmaker to the Queen
Anita Morris
as Dido Lament, Gossip Columnist
Eddie O'Connell
as Colin, Photographer/Narrator
Patsy Kensit
as Suzette
Ray Davies
as Arthur, Colin's Dad
Eve Ferret
as Big Jill
Lionel Blair
as Harry Charms, Record Producer
Mandy Rice-Davies
as Flora
Sade Adu
as Athene Duncannon