Jim Breuer
as John Dean
Saul Rubinek
Ana Gasteyer
as Rose Mary Woods
Bruce McCulloch
as Carl Bernstein
Devon Gummersall
as Larry Jobs
Brenda Devine
as Mrs. Spinnler
Jonathan Rannells
as First G-Man
Michael Dyson
as Burglar 1
Jerry Schaefer
as Burglar 2
Jack Mosshammer
as Fat Freddy
Karen Waddell
as White House Secretary
Cole Barrington
as Student 1
Scott Wickware
as White House Guard
Mark Lutz
as Agent Daniels
Kedar Brown
as Mr. Samovar
Paul Wildbaum
as Shredder Man