Mark Margolis
as Earl Mager
Steve Guttenberg
as Edward "Eddie" Simmons
John Aquino
as Tank
Timothy Daly
as William "Billy" Howard
Kathryn Dowling
as Barbara
Jessica James
as Mrs. Simmons
Colette Blonigan
as Carol Heathrow
Kelle Kipp
as Diane
Richard Pierson
as David Frazer
Claudia Cron
as Jane Chisholm
Tait Ruppert
as Methan
Pam Gail
as First Stripper
Lauren Zaganas
as Second Stripper
Sharon Ziman
as Elyse
Ralph Tabakin
as TV Customer
Frank Stoegerer
as TV Director
Nat Benchley
as Technical Director
Frank Hennessy
as Audio Man
Marvin Hunter
as Newscaster
Lee Case
as Mr. Howard
Clement Fowler
as Mr. Simmons