Al Yankovic
Michael Richards
as Stanley Spadowski
Kevin McCarthy
as R.J. Fletcher
Victoria Jackson
as Teri
'Weird Al' Yankovic
as George Newman
David Bowe
as Bob
Stanley Brock
as Uncle Harvey
Anthony Geary
as Philo
Trinidad Silva
as Raul Hernandez
Gedde Watanabe
as Kuni
Billy Barty
as Noodles MacIntosh